If you pay me $3000 I will find a snake and catch it and send it to you.

I set the price as $3000 because honestly it's kinda  waste of my time to just go looking around the city for a snake, but I thought about it for a while and I think that's a good price.

I'm not an expert on catching or finding snakes, I mostly just know what they are and how to spot one. I really have no idea where they would hide, so I would have to do some research (that's included in the $3000). 

Most likely i'd have to rent a car and drive out to the woods in the suburbs, or go back to Kentucky. Actually it would probably be really easy to find a snake in Kentucky. They used to be outside of my old apartment all the time and my upstairs neighbor was scared. 

Anyways, yeah. I'll have to find a snake.

I chose "dead" or "alive" as options because i'm really just going to leave it up to you. I could find a live snake, and if you want me to kill it, I would prob do that for $3000. 

If I kill a live snake just for a joke, I might have to do a little soul searching but that would be included in the $3000. 

email me with any questions about how this would work/logistics of it all. 

I can ship using UPS, FEDEX, USPS, etc.. however you want. 

*product photos are not real snakes I saw, they are copyright free photos of snakes in general from pixabay.com*